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<@nene> does anyone else pronoune rss as "arse" ? || If Java is the answer, it was probably a stupid question.

Clippy :D

Conspicuous consumption app for iphone

jillzilla: In my social circles, this would lower rather than raise status
jillzilla: This is the equivalent of a zillion-dollar designer handbag -- the price has little to do with the function of the item and everything to do with showing off.
lemonodor: i don't think apple should have removed it
lemonodor: and who knows what the creator's intention was? Maybe it's a comment on consumption and status.
lemonodor: it sure works that way.
jillzilla: I agree with lemonodor

Man uses Barbie fishing road to make record catch

rik: "David Hayes' granddaughter just asked him to hold her Barbie rod and reel while she went to the bathroom. He did. And seconds later he landed the state record channel catfish at 21 pounds, 1 ounce. "
rik: "Hayes said his granddaughter worried he would break her rod. He landed the 21-pound fish on a 6-pound test line. It was 32 inches long, 2 inches longer than the rod."

http://current.com/items/89207677_reporter_catches_bullet

lemonodor: "OK guys, calm down. I am shot right here. I feel good now, but in a few minutes--"
lemonodor: "Guys, I am losing a lot of blood here."
Mutiny: FEELS GOOD MAN
Mutiny: WE DONT HAVE ANY WHITE TSHIRTS WE'RE FUCKED
Mutiny: Apparently being a journalist doesn't equip you with enough brains to not, you know, drive into an active firing warzone.
cryptomail: Well....I think you're "supposed to" like uh...have liasons with either or both sides, and they tell you where it's hot and you get to go with them
seti: Welcome to new journalism, quite unlike real journalism.
anomie: Sort of like gonzo journalism, only without the gonzo.
Mutiny: Come on! Hop in the range rover and follow the clicky report of automatic weapons fire! It'll be fine!
   

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