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last updated at 2008-11-10 23:12

Harvard: 'Nothing Is Fucked, Dude'
posted by seti at 2008-11-10 23:12

seti: For the tl;dr impatient.

http://flickr.com/photos/wallofhair/3019758129/in/set-72157608822115297/
posted by lemonodor at 2008-11-10 22:38

lemonodor: riot cops staging in my hood, photo taken from my driveway

Howard on internet porn crusade
posted by seti at 2008-11-10 21:06

seti: Sadly, not how you would like to interpret the article title.
Mutiny: "13/f/home alone" increases 20% in chat rooms.
seti: This is so ridiculous. Australia is well-known for its complete lack of telco regulation leading to exorbitantly high prices due to monopoly abuse by its incumbent telco operator, and what does the government do? clamp down on free speech and newsgathering. way to go, Aussies.
coderman: "He welcomed the Prime Minister's Netalert strategy, saying internet safety was an issue for his 12-year-old son. "I want to know that he is safe online -- there are so many games sites he plays at the moment and a lot of them have chatrooms. When someone sends him a link to 2girls1cup.com i want to know his request will be blocked."
coderman: "I mean, even now, I still can't eat chocolate soft serve at the local dairy. What kind of childhood is a childhood without chocolate ice cream??? OH THE HUMANITY!"
Mutiny: 4chan doomed.

What if the Matrix Ran on Windows?
posted by seti at 2008-11-10 21:05

The Seat of Power
posted by coderman at 2008-11-10 20:33

coderman:

Barack a Hot Name for New Babies
posted by e^x at 2008-11-10 20:28

coderman: Don't they know the dangers of polluting a namespace!?!?
Mutiny: 80% of them will claim to be related to Obama when talking to swooning journalists/writers/anybody who cares about the obama "family."
coderman: relatedness is all relative. we've got some genes in common, comrade!
seti: shock, horror when the other side does the same.

WAR OF CURRENTS
posted by coderman at 2008-11-10 20:25

coderman: one of the last great wars humanity has faced, forever altering the course of history!
coderman: i lost a great grandfather in this war. and also a testicle. THE HORROR!
seti: s/wikipedia/uncyclopedia/

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alternating_current
posted by coderman at 2008-11-10 20:24

coderman: love, captain obvious
coderman: "To illustrate these concepts, consider a 230 V AC mains supply used in many countries around the world. It is so called because its root mean square value is 230 V."
coderman: "For our 230 V AC, the peak voltage Vpeak is therefore \displaystyle 230 V \times\sqrt{2}, which is about 325 V."

One Velociraptor Per Child
posted by rik at 2008-11-10 17:24

60 Beautiful Examples Of Night Photography
posted by seti at 2008-11-10 15:24

seti: Some more HDR lovelies

Obama will move to veto Bush laws
posted by Oliver at 2008-11-10 15:23

Oliver: "President-elect to use special powers on stem cell and oil drilling policies"
Oliver: Woo..
seti: repeal, not veto
coderman: <Obama> And you thought Bush used unprecented executive order privileges; i'm going to to pass his record on day one undoing all that bullshit!
coderman: "Quick, the president has carpal tunnel! BEN GAY!! BEN GAYYYY!!!"
seti: actually Bush used unprecedented signing statement privileges, he actually signed slightly fewer executive orders than his predecessor on a year-by-year basis
coderman: A non-american highlights the ignorance of the US populance by firmly trouncing the misconceptions of a local area man in IRC. :(

Bumper sticker ideas on Digital Freethought
posted by seti at 2008-11-10 15:23

seti:

Dude jumps the whale.
posted by rik at 2008-11-10 14:22

rik: Literally. Kiteboard, with a camera on the kite set to take photos every 10 seconds. Has a photo showing him jumping the whale.
rik: Second later, it slaped him on the back of the head with its tail.
rik: You know the series is going downhill from here though.

lolz
posted by coderman at 2008-11-10 07:35

coderman: [love Fawn]
coderman: also http://i38.tinypic.com/2lx8i7l.jpg
Ash: interesting that obama is a white guy...
Ash: probably has something to do with his muslim faith

http://komplexify.com/math/jokes/ProveAllPrimesEtc.html
posted by seti at 2008-11-10 01:10

    
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