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Breakdown of where US government gets its money
posted by anomie at 2008-11-23 23:52

Patent for an anti-taser vest
posted by seti at 2008-11-23 21:27

seti: Soon to be commercialized, it appears
Mutiny: Tin-foil vest.

Orca Sounds & Stills
posted by seti at 2008-11-23 17:18

welcome to #virtualcracksmoke
posted by MrMeaner at 2008-11-23 12:04

MrMeaner: /me passes the pipe

Canal barge most efficient transport over land
posted by MrMeaner at 2008-11-23 10:52

MrMeaner: "One gallon of diesel pulls one ton of cargo 59 miles by truck, 202 miles by train and 514 miles by canal barge"
MrMeaner: "A single barge can carry 3,000 tons, enough to replace 100 trucks."
MrMeaner: a system of transportation known since 4000BC at least ... when of course, diesel was not even required :) but remember how we have advanced since then!
MrMeaner: i wonder how the figures look when infrastructure and maintenance costs are built in ...
MrMeaner: canal++
Mutiny: The East Coast of the United States has a very extensive and well build canal system called the Intracoastal Waterway

FLAGS WITH GOLD FRINGES MEAN YOU'RE NOT IN THE US OF A ANY MORE AND THE CONSTITUTION DOES NOT APPLY
posted by Mutiny at 2008-11-23 08:13

Mutiny: Also stop signs with white borders are optional.

HIGH FRUCTOSE CORN SYRUP IS TITS
posted by coderman at 2008-11-23 06:59

coderman:
coderman: how can something extruded from such a phallic crop be evil??
coderman: Answer: IT CAN'T! PASS THE KARO SYRUP!

Up to stack 11 in 861 secs
posted by Mutiny at 2008-11-23 06:03

Mutiny: 1147.67 for the whole thing
Mutiny: Including taking a time out in the middle to tell my room-mate about "mission gay"

http://www.rotten.com/FAQ/motorcycle-th.jpg
posted by Ash at 2008-11-23 04:38

d r i f t g l a s s: The Day The Icicle Works Closed
posted by seti at 2008-11-23 00:32

    
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