#facestab chump Archives for 2002, 2003, 2004, 2005, 2006, 2007, 2008

Klingon robs 7-11 in Denver
posted by anomie at 2009-02-04 18:55

http://xkcd.com/539/
posted by pretender at 2009-02-04 16:14

pretender:
cheezn8r: o/' i've gotta know if ur sweet love is gonna sa-ave me o/'

Oh fuck.
posted by mississippi at 2009-02-04 15:42

mississippi:
mississippi:
mississippi:
mississippi: chump iz ded. long live the cheezburger.
cheezn8r: MUHAHAHAHAHAHA
cheezn8r: jk

Ponzi wine picked for Obama inauguration
posted by coderman at 2009-02-04 15:19

coderman: cool! this place is just a few miles down the road. they make good wine. nice to see them get such kudos :)

What if Paul Krugman went all Christian Bale on some nitwit Republican asses?
posted by seti at 2009-02-04 15:10

coderman: "for fuck sakes man you're amateur!!"

IT IS DONE.
posted by coderman at 2009-02-04 11:06

coderman: dear lord, please let me win the power ball next. k thx.
Mutiny_: In my defense this bet WAS made pre-Palin.

How much $$ per taxpayer?
posted by coderman at 2009-02-04 10:01

coderman: "Q: If we just gave all the bailout money to taxpayers, how much would we each get?"
coderman: Answer: $9,718.49
coderman: "To arrive at that figure, CNNMoney.com took the total of the bank bailout, $700 billion, and added that to the proposed stimulus spending in the House of Representatives bill, $819 billion. That totals $1.519 trillion."
coderman: "We then divide that number by 156.3 million, which was the total number of U.S. filers in 2008."
Mutiny_: I could live on that for a year.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=txqiwrbYGrs
posted by qoreQ at 2009-02-04 09:16

Phelps Takes a Hit
posted by coderman at 2009-02-04 09:05

coderman: "Our marijuana laws have been ludicrous for as long as we've been alive. Almost half of us (42 percent) have tried marijuana at least once... The U.S., in fact, boasts the highest percentage of pot smokers among 17 nations surveyed, including The Netherlands, where cannabis clouds waft from coffeehouse windows."
coderman: "Today's anti-drug campaigns are slightly wonkier than yesterday's "Reefer Madness," but equally likely to become party hits rather than drug deterrents. One recent ad produced by the White House Office of National Drug Control Policy says: "Hey, not trying to be your mom, but there aren't many jobs out there for potheads." Whoa, dude, except maybe, like, president of the United States."
coderman: my money is on taxes driving legalization. that's a whole lotta dough to broke municipal, state, and federal gubbermints :P

WATCH THE BORDER
posted by Ash at 2009-02-04 04:26

cryptomail: mmmmm taco bell
cryptomail: Where's the button to fire?
Mutiny_: We show put some ads on this shit. "Sponsored by Colt Firearms and the UFW"