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A.I.G. Sues U.S. for Return of $306 Million in Tax Payments

anomie: I have an idea. Let's give them their tax money back and they can give us our bailout money back and we can all walk away.
uid0: I have an idea. It's not cool for the government to 1) specifically allow something like that then 2) decide they can't let it fly because the public is mad and just take money from people as they so choose

Google designs a web browser from scratch, for today's needs

surrael: cartoon
surrael: also, why they're better than us
surrael: it sounds like they did some things that might make a browser work
surrael: which beggars the question, wtf have those other guys been doing all this time?
surrael: oh that's right. sabotaging the entire world.
surrael: it's a pity this new browser only works in broken operating systems .. i guess the firefox people better get busy stealing all the code
surrael: the pictures in the cartoon were all drawn by this guy
surrael: more information including mentions of linux/osx support in the wings .. or maybe the gantry

Trent Reznor on scalpers & how NiN are combating them

pretender: See, right there is your solution for making money when your albums can be downloaded for free: Don't fucking sell you tickets below market price!

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