#facestab chump Archives for 2002, 2003, 2004, 2005, 2006, 2007, 2008RSS

last updated at 2009-03-25 23:13

CHINA CHINA CHINA CHINA CHINA CHINA CHINA CHINA CHINA CHINA CHINA CHINA CHINA CHINA CHINA CHINA CHINA CHINA CHINA CHINA CHINA CHINA CHINA CHINA CHINA CHINA CHINA CHINA CHINA CHINA

Dr Phil's Top Ten Signs Your Family Is Nuts

ZALGO: #1: YOUR FATHER HAS AN UNUSUALLY LARGE BASEMENT IN WHICH HE SPENDS A GREAT DEAL OF TIME AND IS CONSTANTLY BRINGING FOOD INTO
cryptomail: #1: MUTINY PROXY YOUR FATHER HAS AN UNUSUALLY LARGE BASEMENT IN WHICH HE SPENDS A GREAT DEAL OF TIME AND IS CONSTANTLY BRINGING FOOD INTO

http://www.wendychao.com/chairmanmeow/propaganda.jpg

OMG Ponies!

coderman:
cryptomail: lol chairman MEOW lol

Global recession - where did all the money go?

mlp and her biohacking are in the Guardian

TECHNICAL PROBLEM?

China unpegged their Yuan from US$ back in 2005

surrael: but WTF they linked it back up recently
surrael: to understand the graph, note that the vertical axis is PER RMB, ie /RMB, not per-$ / per-Euro ...
surrael: euro fell against US$ since about aug 2008
surrael: Criminals dumping weak US dollar for euro
surrael: "WTF" solved: <MUTINY> nobody wins from being a fucking hermit.
surrael: damn i forgot, it's not just a game to see whose currency can pwn all the other ones

Police raid home of Wikileaks.de domain owner over censorship lists

coderman: "Police asked for the passwords to the "wikileaks.de" domain and for the entire domain to be disabled.
coderman: "The time of at least 11 police detectives was wasted conducting a futile raid on the private home of volunteer assistant to a media organization.
surrael: predicted.
surrael: similar but different events in .au .. ie no raid, because leaked list "not real" and hosted OS

No results found for "alcohol vs getting laid".

surrael: it's a little known fact. the alcohol is to STOP you being able to get laid.
surrael: and to console you for being too weak to learn to socialise
surrael: think "barrier to entry" and drunk == stumbling
coderman: you're using it wrong. alcohol is for impairing the judgement of the one you wish to making fuck.
coderman: at least, that's what my pastor warned me about...
surrael: damn these twitter-like interfaces
coderman: what you say?
coderman: has anyone seen my TI-95? i need it for calc 205
surrael: BUSY TYPING
coderman: also, it's Mutiny's turn to clean out the community microwave.
coderman: BUSY INDICATING MY INTENT TO REPLY TO WHATEVER SURRAL IS FURIOUSLY TYPING
surrael: TYPING MORE WITH INCREMENTALLY EXPONENTIALLY SLOWER KEYSTROKES
coderman: does that mean the information density in the resulting character sequence is increased proportionally, or you're getting stupider?
surrael: eats
surrael: and a cup of dandy coffee
surrael: SAY THINGS GODDAMIT! WHERE"S MY INSTANT GRATIFICATION? WHERE, MY EGO AFFIRMATION?
surrael: damn. this game's hard.
surrael: can we have sunk this low?

"I like short shorts ..."

coderman: YUV conversion on CELL using SPU SIMD code

YouTube blocks UK... then China blocks YouTube: diplomatic mess

coderman: China Blocks Access to YouTube -- But Why? "China's Internet is open enough, but also needs to be regulated by law in order to prevent the spread of harmful information and for national scurity." -- YOUTUBE A NATIONAL SECURITY THREAT> ELEVATE TERROR LEVEL!!! ALERTZ!!!

No. 51 come in, your time is up

surrael: Aussie purveyor of fine spy planes hopes to sell to civilian government here, to fly over our cities
surrael: anyone knows how to rip this shit?

virtual spraycan

surrael: virtual spraycan

OH MY GOD IT'S THE FAIL WHALE

surrael: let's hope that nothing like that goes on around here.
surrael: typing.

YES WE CANNABIS

surrael: a bunch of cockgnobblers discussing law and getting confused, but with a few salient facts thrown in and a good wrap-up by two dope activists
   

Run by the Daily Chump bot.