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http://www58.wolframalpha.com/input/?i=Are+you+Skynet%3F
posted by pretender at 2009-06-06 12:35

pretender: Is Wolfram|Alpha Skynet?

http://www.direct.gov.uk/en/Swineflu/DG_177814
posted by surrael at 2009-06-06 12:30

surrael: "have a two-week stock of food and other supplies in case you and your family are ill" ... this is actually not as hard as it sounds, you may not be eating very much ... clear broth and salt-supplemented 'energy' drinks are recommended diet
surrael: have a 2 week supply of toilet paper and tissues ... now that's gonna be a challenge
surrael: research online or phone grocery suppliers in your area

http://www.cdc.gov/h1n1flu/guidance_homecare.htm
posted by surrael at 2009-06-06 04:21

surrael: to this advice, i would just add that spontaneous fluid faecal emissions are a likely principal path of transmission
surrael: beware of surfaces in public lavatories, etc ... practice hygiene
surrael: (comments based on personal experience of a symptomatically diagnosed sufferer (ie not confirmed by swabs))
surrael: YMMV
surrael: ROFSMAO
surrael: IANAMD ETC
surrael: page mentions face masks, but not nappies
surrael: page makes no mention of BRAAINNZZ BRRRRRAAAIINZZZ MMMOOOOORRREEEE BRRRAAAIIINNNZZZ!!!
surrael: omg this commentary has degenerated into a mere meme
surrael: they dinnae ha'e the scene wi three buckets, but on youtube ah foound this
surrael: and there's this
surrael: and ye'll never ferget this
surrael: prefix
surrael: if vomiting and defacation appear, and not hospitalised, perhaps the bath might be appropriate ... i can only imagine (at this stage) what this must be like for those who have head cold / bronchial pneomonia as well