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http://www.defectiveyeti.com/archives/002687.html
posted by jillzilla at 2009-06-08 20:17

jillzilla: "If you are in a gas station convenience mart at 1:00 in the afternoon, and woman enters wearing a terrycloth bathrobe and slippers, having left a 1989 Chevy Blazer idling five feet from the front doors, it's best not to position yourself between her and the cigarettes."

BNP secures two European seats
posted by rik at 2009-06-08 12:40

rik: One of them looks old enough to die in office though, and that's what the vast majority of the country are hoping for.
jillzilla: "Mr Griffin said the BNP was not racist"
jillzilla: That reminds me of the taxi driver in Brighton who was talking to me about the horrors of immigration.
jillzilla: I listened calmly and at one point chuckled and said in a friendly way, "Awww, we're not all that bad!"
jillzilla: He was horrified, and said, "Oh, not immigrants like YOU!"
jillzilla: That make it clear, like to the gut, for me how much anti-immigration rhetoric is about race.
surrael: wtf? BNP wins seats?

The stories of when milk teef come home again.
posted by rik at 2009-06-08 12:18

rik: Warning: Have your insulin on standby.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wu8LpalUelY
posted by surrael at 2009-06-08 11:14

surrael: original version
surrael: sometimes covers rock.

Mary Poppins vs Disney
posted by surrael at 2009-06-08 11:01

surrael: "Disney realized that translating the story for an American audience would require an explanation of the role of a nanny, as well as a plot that would reward Mr. and Mrs. Banks for choosing to bring up their children themselves."
surrael: "... but Pamela Travers had discussed her poetry with William Butler Yeats and shared a masthead with T. S. Eliot."

Mozilla 3, stop munging my URIs
posted by ipissiamsim at 2009-06-08 10:36

http://www.hetemeel.com/haha/133283.YUM%21+YUM%21%20YUM%21.jpg
posted by ipissiamsim at 2009-06-08 10:27

ipissiamsim:

http://news.cnet.com/8301-1009_3-10258634-83.html
posted by surrael at 2009-06-08 06:06

surrael: <ob> we are at defcon3!!! roflmao

"Embassy of Piracy regards this action of the Berlusconi state as a severe trespassing of the diplomatic integrity of the internets"
posted by seti at 2009-06-08 00:58