#facestab chump Archives for 2002, 2003, 2004, 2005, 2006, 2007, 2008, 2009

Spotter cards: What they look like and how they work
posted by seti at 2009-10-25 23:55

The ghost in the field
posted by seti at 2009-10-25 23:29

Savin' It!
posted by seti at 2009-10-25 23:08

seti: Unfortunately immunity to sarcasm is a job requirement for politicians.

http://www.techcrunch.com/2009/10/24/nsfw-weezer-plane-crashes-and-everything-else-thats-worrying-about-the-real-time-web/
posted by rovar at 2009-10-25 09:40

surrael: "Weezer was dead."
surrael: "Ah, you crazy kids and your pot"
surrael: "Almost everyone ? young or old ? has a phone in their hand."
surrael: "Hash Pipe, if you?re interested"
surrael: "might have been useful on the day Kennedy was shot"
surrael: "'I'm a dick' and be done with it."
surrael: "live blog it"
surrael: "anyone with a laptop and a wifi connection."
surrael: "tweeting, Foursquaring and probably photographing the occasion."
surrael: "secondary"
surrael: "a web where every single thought "
surrael: "At O?Reilly?s Web 2.0 Summit"
surrael: "so fresh that there hadn?t even been time for anyone to write a proper indexable blog post"
surrael: "forethought or composition."
surrael: "yep ? the real-time web"
surrael: "Hell, even TechCrunch"
surrael: "140 Characters"
surrael: "I shit you"
surrael: "lumber supplier tweet"
surrael: "jaw-dropping"
surrael: "Less illegal"
surrael: "bombed by mentally defective"
surrael: "BBC or CNN but camera phone imagery"
surrael: "tunnels to safety."
surrael: "Advocates of the real-time web argue"
surrael: "we were there"
surrael: "somewhere you were"
surrael: "YouTube account; follow me"
surrael: "LOOK AT ME, LOOKING AT THIS."
surrael: "micro-ego"
surrael: "much more exciting to their audience"
surrael: "subconsciously influence them?"
surrael: "props for being there"
surrael: "I mean, really sure?"
surrael: "path to a hideous dystopia. A world where"
surrael: "micro-audience. An audience that"
surrael: "even bigger and more tempting."
surrael: "OK, I?m scared."

Meditation: JUST SAY NOE!
posted by surrael at 2009-10-25 03:41

surrael: "Just as some people are allergic to penicillin, some people react badly to meditation."
surrael: "Everything gets in through my senses"
surrael: "...most people never have problems with meditation. The danger for those who do is that many instructors call the problems a welcome sign of enlightenment..."
surrael: science vs meditation .. the ultimate in deconstruction against the ultimate in integration ... irrisistable force, meet immovable object BANG!