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kitten kitten kitten || hyperlinks that corrupt traditional values // is there any other kind? \\ * surrael stabs self in face with code :\

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e7DkeQ0roAM
posted by rik at 2009-12-14 23:48

rik: 'A Virus Walks Into a Bar ... ' and Other Science Jokes - Brian Malow
seti: groan
seti: math jokes are still the best thing in the universe. mentally more sustaining than even pancakes!

Mozilla fix bug via sneakernet? maybe take hammer? fix good.
posted by surrael at 2009-12-14 09:57

surrael: broken for three years
surrael: mozilla's version of "its'", fwiw
surrael: i guess this is what wikipedia needs US$7.5m for ...
surrael: put some paint on it, maybe noone will notice ... cover up the ugly urls with bodgeys until ... oh fuck .. now do i have to escape the %27 or not?
surrael: making the system more complex with stupid kludgey workarounds != enhancing security
surrael: programmers who cannot figure out escaping need to find new jobs
surrael: there is no way to 'fix it in the client' so please don't try
surrael: the non-programmatic permanent fix for escaping issues is called retrenchment

Consensus On Kitten Killing
posted by seti at 2009-12-14 01:06

seti: actually about global warning denialism.
surrael: kill an american a minute until it sorts itself out? can it be digby? kill a digby a minute ... mmmm :)
surrael: This is what I mean by "malicious bullshitting."
surrael: damn. this guy is onto me.
seti: why do you hate digby?
surrael: when did you stop beating your wife?
surrael: i just want global warming to end :) if it takes a digby a minute to do it, lets get started!
surrael: but seriously, i thought this was a channel where we hate everybody?
seti: we stab out of love, not hate
surrael: /me stabs seti :)
    
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