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last updated at 2009-12-16 14:37

Everyone knows that if you hug a ginger child it will explode.

Comical names of actual legal cases in the USA.
posted by jillzilla at 2009-12-16 14:37

Not really getting the 'cooking from scratch' thing.
posted by jillzilla at 2009-12-16 12:59

Surge in popularity of statuette of Milan cathedral used to attack Silvio Berlusconi
posted by jillzilla at 2009-12-16 12:53

jillzilla: "People are definitely buying it as a souvenir of the event, it seems to be one of the most popular Christmas gifts."
rik: See also Britain's Response (the daily mash. not entirely serious)

So torture is a forseeable consequence of the military's detention of suspected enemy combatants. I guess it's official.
posted by seti at 2009-12-16 03:37

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