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last updated at 2010-04-12 22:54

That Drunk Female Lawyer
posted by seti at 2010-04-12 22:54

The story BCG offered me $16,000 not to tell
posted by seti at 2010-04-12 21:18

thelink: "I got the feeling that our clients were simply trying to mimic successful businesses, and that as consultants, our earnings came from having the luck of being included in an elaborate cargo-cult ritual."
thelink: "And as I ran along the shore, crushing sleeping flowers with heedless feet and maddened ever by the fear of unknown things and the lure of the dead faces, I saw that the garden had no end under that moon."
thelink: summary

Rape aXe
posted by seti at 2010-04-12 19:49

thelink:
thelink: El pene ha ingresado dentro del dispositivo" ... if that doesn't say it for you, i dunno what does
thelink: <translation> "Just like a chocolate milkshake, only crunchy!"
thelink: <vagina sings> o/' do you love me? will you love me forever? do you need me? o/'

NYT: Hallucinogens Have Doctors Tuning In Again
posted by seti at 2010-04-12 17:24

thelink: "Dr. Martin put on an eye mask and headphones, and lay on a couch listening to classical music as he contemplated the universe. "
thelink: *porno music plays

On being a grad student
posted by seti at 2010-04-12 17:22

Iran reacts to becoming a US nuclear target
posted by seti at 2010-04-12 16:16

thelink: they pulled out ringo starr and his twin: viz
thelink:
thelink: hang on: obama "asserting a U.S. prerogative to use nuclear weapons against non-nuclear-weapons states that Washington deems not be in compliance with the Nuclear Non-Proliferation Treaty (NPT)" ... and yet Bulletin of Atomic Scientists "Doomsday Clock" moves one minute away from midnight? wtf?
seti: doomsday clock is about global thermonuclear war - let's just hope that different nuclear powers don't retaliate to avenge an attack on any NNPT noncompliant state
thelink: that's generally seen as the outcome of a nuclear strike from any state on any state

Say 'Tweet' Again t-shirt
posted by seti at 2010-04-12 14:39

Botanicalls Kits let plants reach out for human help!
posted by Oliber_ at 2010-04-12 12:57

Oliber_: Ever thought your plant didn't have enough online presence? Well, here's your answer!

FREE BACON!
posted by rik at 2010-04-12 12:38

kandinski: After "Free Nelson Mandela" and "Free Mumia" comes...
    
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