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Las Vegas Police Sponsor Event Linking Premarital Sex to Having Your Face Gnawed Off By Meth Fiends

jillzilla: Be careful out there, naked people.
jillzilla: Get married RIGHT AWAY to prevent this.
Ash: luckily in vegas they have convenient places to marry the first person you meet while drunk
Oliber: stay classy America
   

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