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Fusion: We talked to 24 victims of the Ashley Madison hack about their exposed secrets

uid0: and also scored some dates
kandinski: Our email is only in the database for research purposes.
kandinski: Our beat is, after all, the Internets.
Ash: why are you beating the internet?
uid0: it was asking for it, really

TITLES

#facestab-endorsed presidential candidate DEEZ NUTS

uid0: does not exist (typical #facestab)
uid0: shut up Ash
uid0: i like pie
Ash: mmm, pie

Giving Birth Ruined My Vagina, So I Got a New One

uid0: totally not clicking

Family Values Activist Josh Duggar Had a Paid Ashley Madison Account

seti: family values activist and incestuous child rapist josh duggar
uid0: also an adulterer
   

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