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Burglary suspect kept stolen brain beneath porch and used it to get high, police say
posted by jillzilla at 2016-07-17 08:40

jillzilla: <neighbor> “I didn’t think they were that kind of people, but nowadays, you never know.”
jillzilla: ummm, what?
jillzilla: "Police think the brain was also stolen."
jillzilla: Nah, Ash didn't need it so he handed it over voluntarily