#infoAnarchy Chump Archives for 2004, 2005

last updated at 2005-01-12 22:46

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Best Paper EVAR (read links in first post)
posted by uid0 at 2005-01-12 22:46

uid0: "Oedipus snorted two lines of coke off his dead dad."
uid0: "This is page 3."
uid0: "The greeks invented anal lube. [picture of anal lube] This is my conclusion. THE END."

Composable memory transactions
posted by KragenSitaker at 2005-01-12 22:33

Gmail Pwned
posted by uid0 at 2005-01-12 22:31

KragenSitaker: This is what happens when you write security-critical software in a non-pointer-safe language
uid0: Great. I didn't get enough spam of my own. Now I can read everyone else's too!

http://lambda-the-ultimate.org/node/view/458
posted by eeeeeee at 2005-01-12 22:16

Protesters Plan to Mark Bush Inauguration
posted by coderman at 2005-01-12 21:56

coderman: " In a separate event, black-clad anarchists will wave puppets and beat drums to protest capitalism and organized government" -- this is the best we got? what happened to anarchy? has it become so domesticated and diluted as to resort to WAVING PUPPETS as a sign of resistance? mwahahaa.. oh shit, that not funny, it's just sad.

Trade Gap Hits Record as Exports Drop
posted by coderman at 2005-01-12 21:47

coderman: lets take bets on when US loses reserve currency status
coderman: and we can also bet on depth of the great depression that will follow such an event. w00t.
coderman: " "A big issue here is the fact that the American economy ... (is) growing faster than our trading partners," -- uhhh, you mean we are PRINTING MONEY LIKE MAD and creating MASSIVE INFLATIONARY PRESSURE?

Practical Multi-Word Compare-And-Swap
posted by KragenSitaker at 2005-01-12 20:01

My Favorite Martian
posted by coderman at 2005-01-12 19:22

coderman: UNCLE MARTIN is my second favorite uncle. right behind UNCLE SID

Ignore This Entry
posted by ruchira_ at 2005-01-12 19:14

http://peterdavid.malibulist.com/archives/000715.html
posted by ruchira_ at 2005-01-12 19:09

Another mention of Constance Plank by Tom Galloway
posted by ruchira_ at 2005-01-12 19:08

ruchira_: Where she is now: http://www.harker.com/people/constance.html

Chairman DR. CONSTANCE PLANCK
posted by ruchira_ at 2005-01-12 19:06

ruchira_: think that's a different one though

Astronomers have shown how the present pattern of galaxies in the cosmos grew from tiny fluctuations in the density of matter just after the Big Bang
posted by coderman at 2005-01-12 18:25

coderman: m-theory says it might not be a big bang, but a big fractal implosion. we are living inside plank space! @_o

Hack Gmail
posted by coderman at 2005-01-12 18:13

Hacker penetrates T-Mobile systems, monitors Secret Service agents, spies on celebrities
posted by coderman at 2005-01-12 18:08

coderman: now this is my kind of hack! sounds like he is gonna sing. YOU FUCKIN' RAT
coderman: actually, i dont care. let them all devour each others.

Iraqi Victim Says U.S. Torture Worse Than Saddam
posted by coderman at 2005-01-12 18:07

coderman: we show em how it's done!
coderman: whoever says american ingenuity is dead simply isn't paying attention.

http://www.gizmodo.com/gadgets/laptops-pcs/sff/mac-mini-porn-every-last-picture-029475.php
posted by Zerodhero at 2005-01-12 16:45

Zerodhero: Internals Of Mac Mini
Zerodhero: Uses standard desktop ram
Zerodhero: figured it would have used sodimm

Groklaw: IBM Gives FOSS Free Access to 500 Patents - Rethinks IP Management
posted by simmo at 2005-01-12 14:26

simmo: "first of several such steps"
simmo: "Oh my. They got it. Ta-Da!!"

Python is evil!
posted by Tonus at 2005-01-12 12:45

Tonus: python.org = 194.109.137.226 = 194 + 109 + 137 + 226 = 666 !!!11

MI6 dis-information programs
posted by coderman at 2005-01-12 06:20

coderman: <BushCheney> hey.. that's a cool trick! we should try that!

Pilger: The Other, Man-made Tsunami
posted by simmo at 2005-01-12 03:41

simmo: "Blair government's current "generous" contribution is .. barely one twentieth of a billion pound gift, known as a "soft loan", to the Indonesian military so that it could acquire Hawk fighter-bombers."
simmo: Of course in right wing terms, that just makes us more generous
simmo: right wing pundits, "The Indonesian military, responsible for genocide in East Timor, has killed more than 20,000 civilians and 'insurgents' in Aceh.'"
simmo: Now get this: UNICEF: malnutrition among Iraqi children doubled under the occupation
simmo: Beyond what it was under Saddam under sanctions
simmo: You call this liberation?

Warning: Reality does not use a joystick.
posted by aminorex at 2005-01-12 01:46

http://chump.sux/
posted by Zerodhero at 2005-01-12 00:55

Zerodhero: One person, all for seti
Zerodhero: Hate to have his AC bill
coderman: this blows my personal record of 0.45 out of the water!
coderman: or was it 0.54. in any case, it sucked, and left me in ER for 18 hours and another day of observation. how the fuck was this guy even conscious?
coderman: crap
simmo: OMFG It's the same chair!

http://chump.sux/
posted by TorUS at 2005-01-12 00:23

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