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Man With Suitcases Captured at Capitol

^matthew: You keep expecting the article to tell us why he was captured, but I guess it's supposed to be obvious. I mean he had SUITCASES! At the CAPITOL! And he was CAPTURED!

Star Wars fans queue outside wrong cinema

^matthew: "Star Wars fans who have spent the last seven weeks queuing for the opening of the new film have been told they are camping outside the wrong cinema."
Ash: bunch of people are stupid, news at 11

Game console, as in rock star

iPod tunes for the freewheelin' George Bush (CNet)

vruz: Confirmed, iPod is not for smart people
vruz: McKinnon: "no one should psychoanalise the music selection" [of the president]

kynodesme

simmo: this entire blog is never work safe. do you expect a special warning just for one link?
simmo: "Before you know it, Adidas will be selling them"

http://www.doctorg.com/G-Zine3.htm

simmo: "Here's how it's done. Insert a lubricated index finger into the anus, and then ..."
simmo: "You may, yell and scream a lot; that's fine..."
simmo:
simmo: dick anatomy
simmo: "150 million sperm every 24 hours" ladies, you're missing out!
simmo: my word of the week: Xerotica
simmo: my unfortunate name of the week: http://www.circumstitions.com/References.html#Assman
seti: stupid hostnames with underscores. mutter RFC1034 grumble My Squid doesn't have the tentacles to deal with those.

http://en.wikinews.org/wiki/Texas_representative_proposes_to_outlaw_%27sexy%27_cheerleading

simmo: "The movements typical to cheerleading are sexual, said Edwards, and send out the wrong message"
simmo: "J.M. Farias, who owns Austin Cheer Factory... pointed out that cheering competitions frown on the movements in question."
simmo: <fridge> all cheerleading should be done by fat men
^matthew: Where can we download a clip of these purported "sexually suggestive" moves?

Public schools wooing home-schooled students

^matthew: ...for the public money they bring with them.

better than 2pac

^matthew: he 1pac now
^matthew: oh wait he deadpac now

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