#infoAnarchy Chump Archives for 2004, 2005

This guy is a great writer. WACKY!!!!
posted by cryptomail at 2005-06-21 20:06

http://www.aracnet.com/~hickman/baby.htm
posted by Fawn at 2005-06-21 19:10

$3 gasoline within 12 months
posted by coderman at 2005-06-21 18:34

coderman: sucks to be you, stupid SUV drivers! hahahah
coderman: i laugh every time i see one of them pay $60+ for a fill

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2005/06/19/AR2005061900773.html
posted by ^matthew at 2005-06-21 18:18

Penn & Teller's Bullshit segment on the "PATRIOT Act"
posted by aminorex at 2005-06-21 18:11

"FBI and other US law enforcement agencies involved in counter-terrorism have made more than 200 requests for information about borrowers from libraries"
posted by aminorex at 2005-06-21 18:08

http://observer.guardian.co.uk/print/0%2C3858%2C5219225-102275%2C00.html
posted by aminorex at 2005-06-21 18:05

aminorex: <TonyB> I was Georgie's poodle and all I got was this painful tear in my behind that makes me walk sideways

The shark was just being friendly
posted by aminorex at 2005-06-21 17:43

coderman: poor sharks. it's not their fault humans are tasty.

Suicide deaths during anti-depressant trials regarded as trade secrets by the FDA
posted by aminorex at 2005-06-21 17:39

why does the universe exist?
posted by coderman at 2005-06-21 17:20

coderman: i'm pretty sure it's a research project in some meta-universe.
coderman: bunch of bored anarcho-nihilist scientists creating existence in a test tube.
coderman: then mixing it with a shot of meta-jagermeister straight up; a tribute to nothingness
coderman: buurrrp

http://www.setileague.org/articles/meat.htm
posted by Ry4an at 2005-06-21 17:18

Car Lands on Man Sleeping in Bed
posted by coderman at 2005-06-21 17:11

coderman: "at first i thought my wife rolled over on top of me..."

Meet the meat? (short SF story)
posted by seti at 2005-06-21 17:11

coderman: "That's ridiculous. How can meat make a machine? You're asking me to believe in sentient meat."
coderman: i'd find this story much more enjoyable if there was a singularity consciousness inspecting the "organic complex dissipative systems"
coderman: all this talk of meat just makes me hungry.
coderman: HUNGRY FOR HUMAN FLESH! RAWRRRRR!
coderman: They talk by flapping their meat at each other. They can even sing by squirting air through their meat." - LOL, this is where it turns to slashfic, right?

piss on it
posted by aminorex at 2005-06-21 15:32

aminorex:

Shocking revelation: Porter Goss spouts bullshit.
posted by aminorex at 2005-06-21 15:28

You're either with US, or you're with the tourists.
posted by aminorex at 2005-06-21 15:24

Thousands march against gay pride
posted by ^matthew at 2005-06-21 13:42

seti: Closeted. All of them.

TOO FAT TO HAVE YOUNG
posted by ^matthew at 2005-06-21 13:29

^matthew: O noes she will eat them

Optical illusion:
posted by Tonus at 2005-06-21 13:29

Tonus:
Tonus: Focus on the plus-sign in the middle.
Tonus: After a while a rotating green ball will appear.
Tonus: The pink spots will slowly disappear, while the green ball will still be visible.

Bob Parsons, CEO of GoDaddy, is fucking nuuuuuuuuuuts
posted by MutinyWork at 2005-06-21 07:27

seti: and that's an understatement.
b0at: "But it appears that the correction was a bit too late. It seems that the original article was circulated in what some readers call the liberal blogsphere, and comments continued to stream in that addressed not the revised article, but the original article."
seti: apologies not accepted; the article as it stands now is still full of shit.
coderman: this guy is an ex-marine or some military branch, you gotta expect his support for gitmo.

Wicked cool E. Coli drawing with realistic detail
posted by aminorex at 2005-06-21 01:32

_tim: http://www.scripps.edu/mb/goodsell/gallery/macrophagebacterium.jpg
_tim_: he also made this gigantic pdf