#infoAnarchy Chump Archives for 2002, 2003, 2004, 2005, 2006

Dianetics Racing Team to Join NASCAR Circuit
posted by rovar at 2006-06-07 23:34

rovar: Finally.. the union of the two stupidest ideas in the history of man

http://www.ceilingcat.com/
posted by rik at 2006-06-07 23:24

Colorado Rockies seek to recruit players with the Jesus in them
posted by jquigley at 2006-06-07 23:07

jquigley: Christians, and what they've endured, are some of the strongest people in baseball. I believe God sends signs, and we're seeing those.
jquigley: god must be quite bored if he wants the Rockies to win a World Series
rovar: If god did want a challenge, helping the rockes win a world series would certainly be it
coderman: I am amused by people who think god gives them signs
rovar: god told me that i needed to be agnostic
coderman: he's GOD, why should he be subtle? what happened to the moses era, with booming voices and burning bushes. now _that's_ a sign!

If a gay couple burned a flag at their wedding, and no Republicans were there to be shocked, would Democrats still win the next election?
posted by seti at 2006-06-07 20:57

seti: No, because there would still be time for another "terrist" attack on US soil prior to November 7.

Seagate Officially Announces Full Disc Encryption Notebook Drive
posted by Zerodhero at 2006-06-07 19:36

pretender: But can you trust it?

the proper way to suicide
posted by coderman at 2006-06-07 18:58

Ash: elephant sex
coderman: please use a public restroom to blow your brains out. family hates cleaning up the mess in a home or vehicle
coderman: that kid getting paid $6.50/hr loves picking up brains though...
coderman: don't try pills, since that always fails and makes you look retarded. jumping off a bridge is popular for those disinclined to use projectiles to the cranium
coderman: Ash might stab you for free if you ask nicely.
Ash: you could ask rudely too
Ash: that also works
Ash: drinking from coderman's filtered vodka bong
Ash: drowning in a vat of beer
coderman: 0.65 BAC is a great way to go!
cryptomail: Car off cliff
Ash: volcano
cryptomail: wait pills and bag over head worked....those raelians did a good job
seti: the purple Nike running shoes were instrumental in their demise.
Ash: lime juice on urethra

Gnutella pioneer Gene Kan dies
posted by coderman at 2006-06-07 18:35

PimpStar Wheels
posted by coderman at 2006-06-07 18:04

coderman: oh for a rolling goatse.cx

http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2006/06/060602-AIDS.html
posted by tanheusa at 2006-06-07 12:41

tanheusa: Short says that flushing the vagina or washing the penis with lemon or lime juice just after sex could significantly reduce new infections [of HIV].
rovar: That gives a whole new meaning to the phrase "She's a little tart"
coderman: i like to rub a little ben gay on my junk after a lime juice bath
seti: in other news, Caipirinha declared the best after-sex drink

Feds Want Web Records Stored for Two Years
posted by tanheusa at 2006-06-07 10:57

Cam from the TPB bust - pwned!
posted by coderman at 2006-06-07 04:05

http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/0006532381/
posted by est at 2006-06-07 02:11

http://tttfarm.com/images/artemisfaint.wmv
posted by uid0 at 2006-06-07 02:04

uid0: fainting goat