#infoAnarchy Chump Archives for 2002, 2003, 2004, 2005, 2006

Whoops
posted by cryptomail at 2006-06-10 22:00

Mutiny: At issue in the investigation is whether the deputies violated the Sheriff's Office's code of ethics, which says: "I will keep my private life unsullied as an example to all."
Mutiny: What qualifies to the sheriff's code of ethics as 'sullied?' Engaging in completely legal entrepreneurial activities?
cryptomail: They had to report their activities tho, and they didn't. :)
cryptomail: <policedept> no side jobs unless you tell us what you are doing.

http://www.swansea-res.org.uk/tv_advert.html
posted by rik at 2006-06-10 21:19

The force feeding chair sounds kinky
posted by cryptomail at 2006-06-10 20:25

Tabby cat terror for black bear
posted by rik at 2006-06-10 19:14

Mutiny:

http://www.boycottriaa.com/
posted by KangaAI at 2006-06-10 18:21

The Universal National Service Act of 2006
posted by fridge at 2006-06-10 15:03

fridge: I did not know that.

Microsoft Genuine Advantage is another rootkit
posted by also at 2006-06-10 14:08

also: like you didn't know that
also: like windows didn;t already phone home once you install MSOffice and Windows Update
also: and realplayer and shockwave and WMP and Quicktime and Adobe Reader and mozilla and thunderbird and every second major app
also: keyword: slut

Google want to hacksaw your box to spy on you and feed you more tv ads
posted by also at 2006-06-10 13:55

also: and sell the data to the advertisers, of course
also: by datamining the panaopticon's tv database and figure out what you're watching from listening in to the PC microphone
also: and comparing the results to what sounds everyone else's house is making at the same time
also: lucky it's google thinking this, and not teh governemtn, or microsotf, huh?
also: IMAGINE IF NSA HAD THIS KIND OF TECHNOLOGY!
also: I bet they could emit subliminal noises from the speaker too that would combine with noises from other PCs just like ventriloquism
also: buy more beer
also: buy more beer
also: buy more beer
also: your team can't win unles you
also: buy more beer
also: If I was sony, i would already have planted this technology into the audio players
also: you're lucky I;m not sony, huh? and lucky google isn't sony ... and the nsa isn't sony .. and miscrobotf isn't sony .. and dozens of starving russian hackers aren't sony
also: btw could you grab me some beer while you're out?
also: <googel> I think if we anonymise the data using hashes we can do this without invading anyone's privacy

TEH HOM0EROTIX0R
posted by also at 2006-06-10 13:51

Body mods: extending the sense of touch into a sense of magnetism
posted by also at 2006-06-10 13:30

also: "Because body-mod artists are not medical practitioners, ice was the only anesthetic available."
also: silicone sheath

Nano-engineered capacitors instead of batteries or fuel cells
posted by also at 2006-06-10 13:16

also: "prototype to be finished in the next few months, and they hope to see them on the market in less than five years."
also: pull out of Iraq and pump the funding to this, and have them out by next thursday
also: made from carbon nanotubes .. basically no difficulty to recycle I imagine
also: "can be discharged and charged hundreds of thousands of times, essentially lasting longer than the life of the equipment with which it is associated"
also: This is funded by Ford, so it's gonna take 5 years, not 5 months, to figure out the logistics ;) where oh where is Stalinist practicality when the entire planet's wellbeing depends on it?
also: oh that' right. busy killing people.

Free USB drives for all bank employees
posted by also at 2006-06-10 13:11

also: they come pre-loaded with a variety of interesting jokes that you can send to your colleagues. be the star of your office. apply now.
also: schneier blog entry
also: discussion arrives at the interesting idea of making the USB drive use USB keyboard protocol to hijack the PC even more effectively
also: keywords: syphilitic ooze

Linux viruses apparently a hoax by antivirus company(s)
posted by also at 2006-06-10 12:32

also: maybe they were using Wine
also: also, why CERT sux
also: and who the fuck is SANS
also: and why you probably suck too
also: this linked story is amusing: Torvalds creates patch for cross-platform virus if only because it's funny and interesting
also: this linked site nice http://www.viruspool.net/
also: "It tries to put information from all known infections and antivirus creators into one place so you can compare names and results."

The Dries cancer diet. A Fruitarian diet.
posted by rik at 2006-06-10 12:24

rik: It claims that animals don't eat plants to gain calories... nono, it's to GAIN THE SUNLIGHT STORED IN THEIR DNA.
also: "bio photons"
also: as a measurement unit of bio-energetic value
also: "proved to be stored in DNA"
also: units of light that are found in living organisms
also: good news for late-comers to the mass-energy equivalence theory
also: turns out the Egyptians had it right all along
also: i wanna buy a yoghurt tree

What Lessig would like to do with copyright
posted by also at 2006-06-10 12:22

Allegations of Chechen torture dungeon
posted by also at 2006-06-10 12:21

Thai King Bhumibol hits 78
posted by also at 2006-06-10 12:17

also: "He has reigned - holding few defined powers of his own - through 17 military coups, 20 different prime ministers, and 15 constitutions."

Haitian democratically elected cabinet sworn in
posted by also at 2006-06-10 12:15

Big fucking rock falls out of the sky in Norway
posted by also at 2006-06-10 12:12

also: in other news, world in ignorance
also: sport at 11
also: "compare it to the Hiroshima bomb"
also: bigger photo on this Norweigen lanugage news site

Apologise or we'll cut your throat^Hfunding.
posted by fridge at 2006-06-10 00:39

also: <some guy> you will lose the UN
also: <US> Yeah well that's just what we want.