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Dr Phil's Top Ten Signs Your Family Is Nuts
posted by jillzilla at 2009-03-25 23:13

ZALGO: #1: YOUR FATHER HAS AN UNUSUALLY LARGE BASEMENT IN WHICH HE SPENDS A GREAT DEAL OF TIME AND IS CONSTANTLY BRINGING FOOD INTO
cryptomail: #1: MUTINY PROXY YOUR FATHER HAS AN UNUSUALLY LARGE BASEMENT IN WHICH HE SPENDS A GREAT DEAL OF TIME AND IS CONSTANTLY BRINGING FOOD INTO

http://www.wendychao.com/chairmanmeow/propaganda.jpg
posted by qoreQ at 2009-03-25 18:55

OMG Ponies!
posted by coderman at 2009-03-25 18:31

coderman:
cryptomail: lol chairman MEOW lol

Global recession - where did all the money go?
posted by seti at 2009-03-25 16:04

Aroused elephant tops list of bizarre holiday grievances
posted by seti at 2009-03-25 15:01

mlp and her biohacking are in the Guardian
posted by jillzilla at 2009-03-25 14:04

TECHNICAL PROBLEM?
posted by surrael at 2009-03-25 11:31

China unpegged their Yuan from US$ back in 2005
posted by surrael at 2009-03-25 10:31

surrael: but WTF they linked it back up recently
surrael: to understand the graph, note that the vertical axis is PER RMB, ie /RMB, not per-$ / per-Euro ...
surrael: euro fell against US$ since about aug 2008
surrael: Criminals dumping weak US dollar for euro
surrael: "WTF" solved: <MUTINY> nobody wins from being a fucking hermit.
surrael: damn i forgot, it's not just a game to see whose currency can pwn all the other ones

Police raid home of Wikileaks.de domain owner over censorship lists
posted by coderman at 2009-03-25 10:14

coderman: "Police asked for the passwords to the "wikileaks.de" domain and for the entire domain to be disabled.
coderman: "The time of at least 11 police detectives was wasted conducting a futile raid on the private home of volunteer assistant to a media organization.
surrael: predicted.
surrael: similar but different events in .au .. ie no raid, because leaked list "not real" and hosted OS

No results found for "alcohol vs getting laid".
posted by surrael at 2009-03-25 10:11

surrael: it's a little known fact. the alcohol is to STOP you being able to get laid.
surrael: and to console you for being too weak to learn to socialise
surrael: think "barrier to entry" and drunk == stumbling
coderman: you're using it wrong. alcohol is for impairing the judgement of the one you wish to making fuck.
coderman: at least, that's what my pastor warned me about...
surrael: damn these twitter-like interfaces
coderman: what you say?
coderman: has anyone seen my TI-95? i need it for calc 205
surrael: BUSY TYPING
coderman: also, it's Mutiny's turn to clean out the community microwave.
coderman: BUSY INDICATING MY INTENT TO REPLY TO WHATEVER SURRAL IS FURIOUSLY TYPING
surrael: TYPING MORE WITH INCREMENTALLY EXPONENTIALLY SLOWER KEYSTROKES
coderman: does that mean the information density in the resulting character sequence is increased proportionally, or you're getting stupider?
surrael: eats
surrael: and a cup of dandy coffee
surrael: SAY THINGS GODDAMIT! WHERE"S MY INSTANT GRATIFICATION? WHERE, MY EGO AFFIRMATION?
surrael: damn. this game's hard.
surrael: can we have sunk this low?

"I like short shorts ..."
posted by coderman at 2009-03-25 09:56

coderman: YUV conversion on CELL using SPU SIMD code

YouTube blocks UK... then China blocks YouTube: diplomatic mess
posted by coderman at 2009-03-25 09:29

coderman: China Blocks Access to YouTube -- But Why? "China's Internet is open enough, but also needs to be regulated by law in order to prevent the spread of harmful information and for national scurity." -- YOUTUBE A NATIONAL SECURITY THREAT> ELEVATE TERROR LEVEL!!! ALERTZ!!!

No. 51 come in, your time is up
posted by surrael at 2009-03-25 05:33

surrael: Aussie purveyor of fine spy planes hopes to sell to civilian government here, to fly over our cities
surrael: anyone knows how to rip this shit?

virtual spraycan
posted by surrael at 2009-03-25 04:00

surrael: virtual spraycan

OH MY GOD IT'S THE FAIL WHALE
posted by Ash at 2009-03-25 03:46

surrael: let's hope that nothing like that goes on around here.
surrael: typing.

YES WE CANNABIS
posted by seti at 2009-03-25 01:36

surrael: a bunch of cockgnobblers discussing law and getting confused, but with a few salient facts thrown in and a good wrap-up by two dope activists