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The Irish Times: "Covid cases confirmation backlog disguising real number"
posted by seti at 2021-01-02 18:35

jillzilla: “The headline figure of 1,754 gives the completely wrong idea to people. They are still alarmed but they have no idea about the way in which this is rising exponentially, that we are riding a wave vertically at this point.”
Ash: HANG TEN WOO
jillzilla: the thing is, that the figures show a huge vertical spike 6-8 days after Christmas even without the backlog being taken care of
Ash: that's santa
Ash: HO HO HO, MERRRRY CHRISTMAS
jillzilla: ASH U SUCK
Ash: u misspelled 'rule'
jillzilla: SO much suck
seti: SO much dick

Romantic proposal ends in disaster when man's new fiancee topples 650ft off a snowy Austrian mountain moments after saying yes
posted by jillzilla at 2021-01-02 12:54

jillzilla: spoiler: everyone survives
jillzilla: no surprise to anyone: the Daily Fail doesn't know what the word 'vertebrate' means
seti: "the woman lost her footing" = "the woman was so taken aback by the proposal that she decided to jump off a cliff instead"

https://randomoverload.org/dont-forget-to-update-your-euro-notes-tonight
posted by jillzilla at 2021-01-02 12:24

jillzilla: paging Ash
seti: "11 months ago"... damn
Ash: bwahaha

https://hg1.funnyjunk.com/pictures/Cant+wait+for+tomorrow+when+the+rona+is+gone_a0a176_8173728.jpg
posted by jillzilla at 2021-01-02 11:31

jillzilla: new year, new me