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last updated at 2021-06-18 22:56

Tokyo Olympics athletes warned not to use 160,000 free condoms
posted by seti at 2021-06-18 22:56

seti: they're "souvenirs" now
seti: given that the Olympics have generally been giant fuckfests (athletes in their prime, at peak physical performance - and once done with their discipline, what do you expect to happen?) so this is pretty hilariously dumb
Ash: superspreader olympics going great
seti: they haven't even started yet, also pretty much all athletes and entourage are fully vaccinated
Ash: every news story about the tokyo olympics sounds like it's a headline from Plague Inc
seti: to be fair every news story about anything the past year has been a headline from Plague, Inc

It's Astroturrific!
posted by seti at 2021-06-18 22:09

https://twitter.com/DmitryOpines/status/1404411090109337600
posted by jillzilla at 2021-06-18 15:16

jillzilla: on whether the UK and the EU are in a trade war
jillzilla: spoiler: ffs, of course not

https://www.bristolpost.co.uk/news/uk-world-news/woman-kicked-out-wetherspoons-told-5539610
posted by jillzilla at 2021-06-18 14:59

Ash: THANKS JILL
jillzilla: public underboob ftw
seti: kicked out of wetherspoons = being done a favour

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posted by seti at 2021-06-18 10:14

    
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